Yo mama so stupid
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-02 21:42:00 ID:1e55cf8e
Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-04 10:49:15 ID:66a522d9
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-15 13:54:56 ID:76913155
Yo mama's chest is so hairy, her titties look like coconuts!
4 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-26 19:40:54 ID:3d31129
Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cell phone.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-01 16:58:38 ID:76913155
Yo' mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
6 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-07 20:45:25 ID:76913155
Yo mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-30 11:10:17 ID:4aefd5b
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, 4th bottle to the left.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2009-10-04 13:28:39 ID:b49bcb1c
Your mother is that of an impoverished trollop, the likes of which are as profound as the beard on her face. Thus, she is left ignorant, obese, sultry, & unclean! GOOD DAY, SIR!
11 Name: Anonymous : 2009-10-05 15:47:09 ID:20ece687
Yo' mama so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game!
12 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-17 20:38:33 ID:b2530fbe
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.
15 Name: sage : 2010-03-07 03:35:06 ID:5da3ca82 sage
verification is for faggots
yo mama such a fucking nigger
17 Name: Anonymous : 2010-07-05 17:33:28 ID:20ece687
Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.
18 Name: Anonymous : 2010-07-05 21:28:23 ID:aefe1723
Yo mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
19 Name: Anonymous : 2010-07-06 16:57:29 ID:f69ee61e
Yo' mama so fat she went on an airplane and turned it into a boat.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2010-09-03 07:18:29 ID:59bb4f80
your mother is so morbidly obese, that i jogged around her massive girth twice around and by golly i was lost
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