Blondes Joke
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 14:35:48 ID:6c6cd01
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 15:26:33 ID:e96b370a
I have another one:
Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Why did God create brunettes?
Neither could the blondes.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-29 13:27:06 ID:66a522d9
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
4 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-29 19:52:33 ID:e89d97ea
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?A dope ring!
5 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-01 11:13:40 ID:98a0fbfd
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!'' "Okay,'' replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!'' And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, ''I wish my friends were back here!''
6 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-04 10:45:25 ID:66a522d9
Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?
Because they think their pictures are being taken.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-08 20:07:58 ID:f2f1b0fc
Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?Because she didn't know how to put a condom on the phone.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-07 20:52:19 ID:76913155
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2010-07-06 17:05:16 ID:7c446b73
She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test -- and failed.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2010-07-07 16:22:53 ID:af54b5c1
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette.
"Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."
16 Name: Anonymous : 2010-07-09 15:28:25 ID:20ece687
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
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