Yo mama so stupid
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-02 21:42:00 ID:1e55cf8e
Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-04 10:49:15 ID:66a522d9
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-15 13:54:56 ID:76913155
Yo mama's chest is so hairy, her titties look like coconuts!
4 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-26 19:40:54 ID:3d31129
Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cell phone.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-01 16:58:38 ID:76913155
Yo' mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
6 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-07 20:45:25 ID:76913155
Yo mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-30 11:10:17 ID:4aefd5b
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, 4th bottle to the left.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2009-10-04 13:28:39 ID:b49bcb1c
Your mother is that of an impoverished trollop, the likes of which are as profound as the beard on her face. Thus, she is left ignorant, obese, sultry, & unclean! GOOD DAY, SIR!
11 Name: Anonymous : 2009-10-05 15:47:09 ID:20ece687
Yo' mama so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game!
12 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-17 20:38:33 ID:b2530fbe
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.
15 Name: sage : 2010-03-07 03:35:06 ID:5da3ca82 sage
verification is for faggots
yo mama such a fucking nigger
Blondes Joke
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 14:35:48 ID:6c6cd01
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-26 15:26:33 ID:e96b370a
I have another one:
Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Why did God create brunettes?
Neither could the blondes.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-29 13:27:06 ID:66a522d9
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
4 Name: Anonymous : 2009-06-29 19:52:33 ID:e89d97ea
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?A dope ring!
5 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-01 11:13:40 ID:98a0fbfd
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!'' "Okay,'' replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!'' And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, ''I wish my friends were back here!''
6 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-04 10:45:25 ID:66a522d9
Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?
Because they think their pictures are being taken.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-08 20:07:58 ID:f2f1b0fc
Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?Because she didn't know how to put a condom on the phone.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-07 20:52:19 ID:76913155
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.
Views
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-10-04 01:45:36 ID:a10bd650
How is it that your site is getting so many views and yet you have the same posts from a few days ago? I suspect a bit of cheating in the ranks
2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-10-05 13:18:02 ID:c63001f7
we have different banner networks, where visitors are coming from. if you think this is cheating, maybe it is...
Bird and fly
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-07-02 21:39:00 ID:1e55cf8e
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2009-10-01 12:52:08 ID:20ece687
Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? That's bird poop, too.
cross-eyed teacher
1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-08-07 20:49:21 ID:76913155
Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't keep control of her pupils.
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